Something I got out of a paper :)

World Cup Rules For Ladies/Girlfriends :) *enjoy*

Dear Sweetheart,
1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine at all times, without any exceptions. If you even look at the remote control, you will lose it (your eye)

3. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. If you expect me to listen to you talk about your lecturer, friends or your assignments - it will not happen.

4. Please, please, please if you see me upset because my favourite team is losing, DO NOT say "Get over it, its only a game", or "Don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and in turn I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football more than me.

5. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when commercials are on, and only if half time scores is pleasing to me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

6. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again - many times in fact.

7. Tell your friends NOT to have parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

7. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house over the weekend to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

8. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "But you have already seen this, why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be:"Refer to rule #2 of this list".

9. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank Goodness the World Cup is only once every 4 years". I am immune to these words because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Super 14, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, etc.

P/S:
10. By the way if you get stuck on the road call 999.

Thank you got your anticipated cooperation.






*From the newspaper my sister brought home*